Thursday 31 July 2014

Shit That Happens In Exam Season

Where I come from, people are known to put on a show during exam season. Usually about not studying at all, claiming that their teacher has it out for them so they will surely fail or their stars aren't in the right positions. There will always always be that one person that says that they know absolutely nothing but somehow get 90s. So here are a couple of things that I've noticed.

1. People kissing up to lecturers near exam time. 


 When the lecturers resist the charm, tears and outright begging like


2. "I hope whoever's sitting next to me prepared for this."

3. They suddenly turn religious and start wearing bracelets or necklaces with images/phrases relating to God. 

4.People in denial about it already being exam season.


5. When people don't believe you when you say you haven't studied anything.


6. Smart kid known for getting amazing marks: "I haven't studied anything, i'll surely fail"
16 Things College Students Say, And What They Really Mean

7. When people sit around gossiping about the most stupid things when everyone is trying to cram.
16 Things College Students Say, And What They Really Mean

8. Rude smart person who looks down on how prepared you are like:
16 Things College Students Say, And What They Really Mean


9. When you just can't deal anymore.



10. When the smart kid ends up sitting next to you in the exam hall.




11. When the smart kid doesn't help.



12. At the end of the day, everyone just wants to pass the goddamn exam. 




13. That one kid who'll do anything do get good marks.




14. That one kid who wants that one mark to get 100.





15. When you end up passing.