Thursday, 28 August 2014

Of Francis Bacon

There are surely enough words in this plane to describe everything to utmost clarity. There must be! I just haven't found them yet. Devouring books seems absolutely wonderful but of course I have conditions. All my life, I've preferred fiction but I'm not sure it's getting me where I want to be. Francis Bacon had a hell of a lot to say about studies. Oh, the books to be devoured, the books to be tasted and those to be swallowed. But I think I've done a little too much devouring of the wrong things and have tasted a little to less of the right things. It's all so frustrating, this business of trying to grab at all this information. Who does Bacon think he is? Why should I listen to a man with such a comical surname? Should I put myself off as too simple of a person who is satisfied with admiring studies or am I on the verge of genius? Who is to say that maybe the socially acceptable standard of studies has changed. But the time spent wondering about such foolish things doesn't really help me much. So I prefer to look at the bright side of things like this. Rather than harboring hatred for a man who silently mocks me from between the letters on a paper, I chose to make silly jokes about Bacon and accept that he was only human. I have no doubt that if a man like him lived in this age, he would take it upon himself to make sure everyone knew exactly what was on his mind. Definitely a very annoying Facebook friend. But hey, who knows?
At the end of the day, I can sit back satisfied knowing that Francis Bacon wasn't amazing for every waking moment of his existence. Looking past all that's been taught in our classrooms, I now know that he was just like the rest of us. Foolish and struggling to live a good life. His death was somewhat absurd as well. While driving on a snowy day in London, he became inspired by the idea of using snow as a meat preservative. He purchased a chicken and while trying to stuff it, contracted a fatal case of pneumonia. It would have been more amusing if it was a pig though. I kid.
I've learned not to be intimidated by someone else's spotlight because we'll end up finding our place on center stage soon enough. 

Friday, 1 August 2014

Why You NEED Pizza

Well if you want to get all scientific then: Science

Let's keep this a strictly gif post.



JUST LOOK AT HER FACE. Pizza is always there for you. You don't need a man, you don't need a woman. Pizza will make everything better, always and forever. Okay. Okay? (Too soon?)




Do you ever feel like you can't speak with anyone? Well Pizza isn't like that. Pizza will understand your unconditional love and reciprocate your feelings and nobody will look at you like your crazy. (maybe a little)





We all need a release from our lives. So unleash the animal inside. Jlaw is spot on.



Eat it hot. Eat it cold. It'll always be delicious.



Sometimes it's like a siren. Calling out to you when you are feeling all alone.



Pizza brings people together. Everyone loves it. Everyone NEEDS it. 



Bond with people, with PIZZA!



We all want our pie so nobody's judging you. (To your face at least. But let's stick to happy thoughts)




.-.  Everyone needs a gif of Ian Somerhalder eating a pizza. (I REGRET NOTHING)





Don't fret. I've saved the best for last. 
HOW TO PROPERLY EAT A PIZZA




GO out and have some pizza. It's on me. (actually no, I need that money)

How To Make Corn Salsa

I'm the most laziest person I know, so I can guarantee this is a really easy recipe 'cause I did it! (Well, half anyway. ;) Thanks Mom )

Here's what you'll need.

Grilled Corn Salsa! minimalistbaker.com

This is not a traditional recipe post thing, because I suck at those. So here's what you'll do!

1. CUT IT UP

Now, measurements mean nothing to me when I'm cooking (sometimes) so take as many as you want depending on how many people you're serving. For a quick snack I just used: 1 onion, 1 tomato and a cup of corn.

So take your tomato(s) and onion(s) and dice them up.

2. BUTTER (Only if you want to)

Place a pan on your cooktop. Add corn and butter. Stare at it for a while until all the butter covers the corn. Try not to put too much butter on. Add pepper on while you're at it.

3. MIX IT! (+Lemon)

Take the corn, diced tomatoes and onions and place in a bowl. Add a few leaves of cilantro. Finish it off with a squeeze of lemon. FINITO.


I think I've found my new favorite snack thing. Yay.



Now for the credits. I've slightly modified a recipe I found online. Here's the link Perfect Grilled Corn Salsa
I suggest you head on over there for an actual, official recipe blog. 
[Picture has also been stolen from the same blog, don't judge me]

Thursday, 31 July 2014

Shit That Happens In Exam Season

Where I come from, people are known to put on a show during exam season. Usually about not studying at all, claiming that their teacher has it out for them so they will surely fail or their stars aren't in the right positions. There will always always be that one person that says that they know absolutely nothing but somehow get 90s. So here are a couple of things that I've noticed.

1. People kissing up to lecturers near exam time. 


 When the lecturers resist the charm, tears and outright begging like


2. "I hope whoever's sitting next to me prepared for this."

3. They suddenly turn religious and start wearing bracelets or necklaces with images/phrases relating to God. 

4.People in denial about it already being exam season.


5. When people don't believe you when you say you haven't studied anything.


6. Smart kid known for getting amazing marks: "I haven't studied anything, i'll surely fail"
16 Things College Students Say, And What They Really Mean

7. When people sit around gossiping about the most stupid things when everyone is trying to cram.
16 Things College Students Say, And What They Really Mean

8. Rude smart person who looks down on how prepared you are like:
16 Things College Students Say, And What They Really Mean


9. When you just can't deal anymore.



10. When the smart kid ends up sitting next to you in the exam hall.




11. When the smart kid doesn't help.



12. At the end of the day, everyone just wants to pass the goddamn exam. 




13. That one kid who'll do anything do get good marks.




14. That one kid who wants that one mark to get 100.





15. When you end up passing.